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a memoir about injury

a memoir about injury

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Sara Lloyd
Jun 20, 2023
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what the fuck, a memoir. salads are dumb, a memoir. how to get out of doing kid bath time, a memoir. sorry I can’t help cook because I’m an idiot with knives, a memoir. if I could type faster, I’d probably have more of these, a memoir.

views of my wrapped and braced pointer fingerviews of my wrapped and braced pointer finger
can you believe this bullshit

Today’s memoir is an ode to idiotic yet extremely painful kitchen accidents. It’s also the shortest memoir of all time because even typing these sentences I simply cannot deal with the slowness. I sliced the tip of my pointer finger trying to prepare a stupid salad at a family gathering this weekend and dammit at the inconvenience. I am milking it for ALL it’s worth obviously and also it is rather painful, thus the brace to help protect it from further injury by my psychotic children. Baby J won’t stop swatting at it, which is delightful as you can imagine.

become a paid or free subscriber to help support the insane emergency room bill which I can’t wait to see!!!

If I can get it together, we’ll have Friday cool/dumb shit, otherwise back next week I hop…

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