Hello and happy friday my little capitalist chickens! This week has been an absolute doozy for our house, with illnesses and Canes playoff tickets and a batshit crazy client who texted me nonstop all week long as if both he and I are family-free.
Skipping right to the list of shit because I just don’t have anymore fun stories in me and also I’m super late sending this, not that anyone cares. Plus it’s like every food blogger everywhere: we just want to see the recipe, no one cares about Sundays at grandma’s house and how your auntie shoved plates of chicken legs in everyone’s faces or whatever.
I feel both tacky, late to the party, and also like a genius for this first one because I only recently discovered this, and it’s not like something that is a best kept secret, it’s a thing that’s literally been around for years and ok suspense over because it’s PRESS ON NAILS. Ridiculous, I know. I saw a little Olive & June box at Target a couple months ago and decided for $10 I’d try it. I’ve…
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