friday cool/dumb shit v5

I can’t believe it’s been 5 whole weeks of me posting these bullshit listicles. I love it, and I hope you do too. Am I going to start every one of these being like I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S BEEN X WEEKS ZOMG because that’s boring as shit.

As per usual, here I am shouting into the void to email me to feature your thing, leave a comment with a favorite thing you’re loving this week, or email me to tell me that this series is bullshit and I should stop wasting my time. Literally anything is welcome, and I won’t even be mad! snarkysara@substack.com. I may be the only person left on the planet who enjoys corresponding via email???

listicle rhymes with testicle, but not well.

• Swear to god almost nothing makes me feel like the most basic bitch like these wrist wash towel scrunchies. Literally, just some towel materials scrunchies to wear around your wrists when you wash your face, because we were all victimized by Neutrogena commercials. I forget which influencer I saw using these but I couldn’t cl…