friday cool/dumb shit v6

dinos, hair products, home design, and bonus college sara

Happy Friday! A phrase that has been overused in emails everywhere for millennia, and a greeting that is much less fun for parents of small children because as we all know, your Friday is our Sunday. I don’t have Sunday Scaries, I have Friday Fears. I suspect this will continue until both of my boys are voluntarily sleeping their weekends away and I make the transition to irritated mom of teenage boys and grumble about how they’re wasting their lives staying in bed until noon. God I hope I don’t do this, since I am still enjoying it if or when I’m able to make that happen for myself. Isn’t being a grown-up great?

what else rhymes with listicle

Really wanted to make that a thing and I guess literally anything that ends in -icle technically rhymes? But that’s cheap.

• First item today is a headband in the shape of sunglasses only it’s not sunglasses!??!?!…