Archive - snarky memoirs

no I did not mess up the acronym

Mar 29 •

February 2024

harry styles is helping me parent

lizzo too, and the beatles, and elton john, and anything I can do to avoid another round of hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog. IYKYK.

Feb 22 •

January 2024

kid shit everywhere

and other regrets and concerns

Jan 22 •

is anyone having fun

but like *actual* fun, not like performative instagram fun? anyone?

Jan 9 •

i'm crazy and so are you

let's discuss and also happy 2024??? idk.

Jan 2 •

December 2023

and also what month

Dec 6, 2023 •

September 2023

even, or maybe especially? when I'm not the one going to it

Sep 19, 2023 •

August 2023

motherhood took my brain

MIA: my ability to speak intelligently about literally anything

Aug 23, 2023 •

motherhood kinda sucks

yeah I said it! boom!

Aug 15, 2023 •

you're still here

as the great 90s poet dave matthews said, celebrate we will for life is short but sweet for certain

Aug 8, 2023 •

July 2023

don't walk into fire, and other words of wisdom

Jul 25, 2023 •

not a full on pit of despair, but for sure a small roadside ditch of writing despair

Jul 18, 2023 •

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