Archive - snarky memoirs

toddlers are random and so am I.

Mar 17

toddlers are random and so am I.

Mar 16

You haven't lived if you haven't panicked over a public defecation.

Mar 14

The 100-day-project from hell, how I failed, and what kind-of-nice thing came out of it. Like, it was hell but it was also fine? And what even IS…

Mar 7

February 2023

I sat down to journal “a little bit” in the weeks leading up to my kid’s 2nd birthday in Feb 2021, and what came out ended up being more of a novella…

Feb 28

I sat down to journal “a little bit” in the weeks + days leading up to my kid’s 2nd birthday in Feb 2021, and what came out ended up being more of a…

Feb 21

I sat down to journal “a little bit” in the weeks + days leading up to my kid’s 2nd birthday in Feb 2021, and what came out ended up being more If a…

Feb 14

January 2023

This essay was originally published right before Thanksgiving 2021, after a vacation I took with man-piece right before our second boy was born. I was…

Jan 31

I sat down to journal “a little bit” in the weeks and days leading up to my kid’s 2nd birthday in Feb 2021, and what came out ended up being more like a…

Jan 31

Literally my first words when someone first brought Substack up.

Jan 28

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